kiara and i were animatedly discussing the existence of the very person next to her,
its none other than the wonderfullll....
MR TAY WEI RONG!
*clap clap clap clap!*
found out a little titbit from kiara,
the fact that wei rong used to swim with his fish..
and walk his hamsters.
ok yeah, the fact that he swims with his fish hardly raised any eyebrows from me.
but the walking hamsters thing.
...
yeah, i'm well aware that THERE ARE hamster leashes.
but i never thought that anyone would be dumb enough to use it.
and now someone has proved how low Man's IQ could go.
Tay Wei Rong.
scientific breakthrough.

about the swim with fish thing, i came up with something funny on the spot.
(sheesh, i'm good at this)
i imagine he would one day be bitten by a radioactive arrowana.
and therefore becomeee...
FISH-MAN!
SAVING THE WORLD BEFORE BEDTIME!
(oh sorry wait, that was the powderpuff brats)
and he would swim around the world saving those little fishies we call ikan billis from their horrible tragic lives and clean up oil spills and stuff like that.
whoa, mrs chen would be proud now, wouldnt she?
A1 for wei rong!
and his evil nemesis would be the black oiler!
(you know, instead of the green goblin in the much loved spidyman movies?)
and this is going to be his catch phrase:
"i. am. tay. wei rong tay. licensed to swim in all ponds and bare my underwear to the world."
then he would fight with the black oiler by flipping his ridiculous tail.
and for the finishing blow, he would pull down his pants and flash his olive green underwear to the black oiler, causing him to shield his eyes so as not to be mistakenly charged with sexual assault and fall down into a bottomless pit of doom.
and, we would have our new national icon, FISH-MAN!
note: remember to include wei rong's picture as national icon in dnt file.
and once again, the world is saved thanks to Tay Wei Rong aka FISH-MAN!
*clap clap clap clap!*
*roll credits*